My friend Rob and I are perma banned from our buddy Nate's house. We all got super drunk in his basement. I had to piss. Rob also needed to piss. Rob started pissing in the sink. I started yelling about how he was pissing in the sink. Nates mom was obviously upset with this situation at 3AM. Rob and I gave fake names. We cut our hair and shaved so she didn't recognize us the next time she met us. Worked pretty well. She hired me the following summer. I'm pretty sure 12 years later she still thinks Jonas Salk and Enrico Fermi pissed in her sink.
August 13, 2014 at 12:06AM
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